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Best jokes and stories from the web.Laugh with your friends, family or your better half. I guarantee you a burst of laughter and aching laughter muscles. You’ll find — Girlfriend jokes, Husband and wife jokes, Jew jokes, Black jokes, Blonde jokes … and many others

The jokes and laughter

• It is scientifically proven that laughter has different health benefits.
• Laughter strengthens the immune system, as the laughter helps to increase the supply of white blood cells.
• Laughter increases the levels of endorphins which are the body’s natural pain killer.
• Laughter is a form of internal exercise. The internal organs are exercised and massaged, which increases blood flow.
• Laughter is the best medicine against stress and makes us more positive about our surroundings.

However healthy or not, it is always a good thing to laugh when our normal life’s are stressful and we are constantly busy. So use your breaks wisely, use them to enjoy others company, read some jokes and have a good laugh out of it. I can guarantee you, that laughter gives you more energy, you will feel much more comfortable and stress-relieved after a session with laughter. 

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    Statuses about the sister

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    Funny love statuses

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    Funny statuses about friends and girlfriends

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  • Funny statuses about life

    Funny statuses about life

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  • Funny statuses about girlfriends

    Funny statuses about girlfriends

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    Funny statuses about jobs

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    Funny statuses about divorce

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    Cheerful statuses on the positive

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  • Independence Day Jokes

    Independence Day Jokes

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  • Mothers Day Jokes

    Mothers Day Jokes

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  • New Years Jokes

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  • Black Friday Jokes

    Black Friday Jokes

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