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Best jokes and stories from the web.Laugh with your friends, family or your better half. I guarantee you a burst of laughter and aching laughter muscles. You’ll find — Girlfriend jokes, Husband and wife jokes, Jew jokes, Black jokes, Blonde jokes … and many others

The jokes and laughter

• It is scientifically proven that laughter has different health benefits.
• Laughter strengthens the immune system, as the laughter helps to increase the supply of white blood cells.
• Laughter increases the levels of endorphins which are the body’s natural pain killer.
• Laughter is a form of internal exercise. The internal organs are exercised and massaged, which increases blood flow.
• Laughter is the best medicine against stress and makes us more positive about our surroundings.

However healthy or not, it is always a good thing to laugh when our normal life’s are stressful and we are constantly busy. So use your breaks wisely, use them to enjoy others company, read some jokes and have a good laugh out of it. I can guarantee you, that laughter gives you more energy, you will feel much more comfortable and stress-relieved after a session with laughter. 

  • Independence Day Jokes

    Independence Day Jokes

    Independence Day Jokes Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever! What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings. What's red, white,…

  • Mothers Day Jokes

    Mothers Day Jokes

    Mothers Day Jokes Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: "Where's Popcorn?" Q: Why is a computer so smart? A: Cause it listens to its motherboard. Q: What do you call…

  • New Years Jokes

    New Years Jokes

    New Years Jokes A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. My New Years resolution is…

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  • Black Friday Jokes

    Black Friday Jokes

    What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year Black Friday = Broke Saturday Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping? He heard boys underwear was half…

  • Earth Day Jokes

    Earth Day Jokes

    Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree? A: May the Forest be with you. Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor? A: It was feeling green! Q: What is a tree's least favorite month? A: Sep-timber! Q: What did the…

  • Funny Good Friday Jokes

    Funny Good Friday Jokes

    Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Good Fry-day. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant on Good Friday? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. It's good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the events of today prove that we matter to God. TGIF....Thank God It's Friday.....Please Do. Good Friday or, as the Jewish…

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  • Halloween Short Jokes

    Halloween Short Jokes

    What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man! Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The muenster mash! Why couldn't the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie. What Halloween tradition doesn't require a mask? S-Karen. Thank goodness for…

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Jokes

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Jokes

    My body is not a temple.....it's a distillery with legs. What is the difference between an alcoholic and drunk? A drunk drinks until he passes out, an alcoholic drinks till the house burns down with them in it. A bee goes into a bar, It comes out 2 hours later buzzing Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live…

  • When I don't feel well, I drink, and when I drink, I don't feel well. - Jokes

    When I don't feel well, I drink, and when I drink, I don't feel well. - Jokes

    Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways   I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar. Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution. Yo mamas so dumb when I said "Drinks on the house." She got a ladder I don't have a drinking problem.…

  • Birthday Jokes

    Birthday Jokes

    Birthday Short Jokes Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once! Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays. Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age! Q: Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? A:…

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