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Birthday Jokes

Birthday Short Jokes

Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?
A: It was a so a prize party!.

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: «Don’t birthdays burn you up?»

Q: «Were any famous men born on your birthday?»
A: «No, only little babies.»

Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: «Don’t birthdays burn you up?»

Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!

Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?
A: Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!

Q: What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A: A birthday pheasant.

Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks. I’ll never part with it!

Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: «What’s eating you?»

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it’s been sliced.

Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.

Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.

Q: Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

Q: How can you tell that you’re getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

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