What do you call a dancing ghost?
Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween?
What do you call a cheesy halloween dance?
The muenster mash!
Why couldn’t the witch have children?
Her husband had a hallow weenie.
What Halloween tradition doesn’t require a mask?
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
On Fry Day
What’s a monsters favorite desert?
What do you call a Halloween boner?
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
How do you write a book about halloween?
With a ghostwriter.
What do the movies Halloween and Shrek have in common?
I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”