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Statuses about the sister

Statuses about the sisterSisters are two jerks who just categorically can't live without each other.

I can deceive everyone, but not my sister. Charlotte Gray

Happiness is when you remember the best summer moments with your sister on a cold evening.

Sister is like your mirror and your opposite.

Younger sisters attract only those who do not have them.

A sister is a timeless connection. We remember each other as we have always been, we have common jokes that only we understand, we know all the secrets, sorrows and joys of each other… A sister is a friend forever!

Sister is like your mirror and your opposite.

The greatest happiness for me is my sister!!! we live with her soul to soul, fist in the eye, heel in the ear!!!

Today I'm talking to a friend on the phone and I say, "My cat got knocked up in the process," The little sister shouts, "Don't lie to Lena, cats don't fly!"

What is good news worth if you can't share it with your sister?

A sister is a best friend that you can't get rid of.

- Dear, what is this sheep in the photo next to you??!?!? - Sister! - How cute.

Only my sister gives me the whole bag for "Give me gum"!

I have a beautiful sister. To save this world, it's enough for us to get together!

And you were not called by your sister's name at school, just because she once studied there?

A sister is someone with whom conversations don't get boring. This is the one who can cheer you up when you want to cry…

My sister is very educated, she has a large vocabulary: half an hour of the wing mat - never repeated…

We had twins at school, brother and sister. By the 10th grade, Serega was already a giant under two meters, and Marinka was a trifle - a meter with a cap, and then in a jump. That's what we called them: brevity is the sister of talent.

Rejecting your own sister is like depriving yourself of a body part.

Many people know me, but only my sister knows what I really am…

Where did I get so many left-wing people in Vkontakte friends? - I thought for a long time and deleted them until I realized that I was sitting on my sister's page.

And yet, it's cool to have an older sister!

And you were not called by your sister's name at school, just because she once studied there??

Chelyabinsk nurses are so harsh that no one knows if they are sisters or brothers.

I found a letter from my younger sister (7 years old)... It says: "Santa Claus, help my sister pass the exams. I have a good one" I love her!

Sister always feels what's on your mind!

Sisters hardly forgive each other the insults experienced at the age of five.

"I CAN, I'M NOT MARRIED," my sister shouted at a bachelorette party the day before the wedding.

Of the two sisters, one will always be an observer and the other a dancer.

The sister burned off... came from her birthday and answered her mother's question "did she drink?": "Champagne glasses".

I bought a textbook, and there the authors are brother and sister. On the cover it is written: A.Ya. Pincer, I.Ya. Pincer.

Little sister I love you very very very much … You're my best!

There is no rivalry in the family more acute than between sisters, and there is no friendship more lasting than friendship between adult sisters.

I saw him with an arc... went to the barber shop, bought new clothes, changed makeup, came to visit him... and this is his sister.

I know who is the happiest person! This is my sister, she records her laughter on a dictaphone, and then listens to it all and even more laughter!

A sister is the person you have to understand and forgive.

Tell me, is your sister pretty, or does she look like you?

A sister is a person who makes your problems her own, so you don't have to go through it alone…

Only with a sister can you understand what you really are!

A sister is small, beautiful, of course sometimes harmful, but still dear and very beloved for her brother…

And no matter how much you have to be disappointed in people, life will still make sense as long as there is a sister in it.

Add greens to your sister's shampoo-have fun with your parents!

My sister is my blood. My support and love.

I have a younger sister, Katyushka. She has a sweet tooth. So, when you offer her to drink tea, she is certainly interested in: And for tea ... WHAT?)) In general, the cup always remains full after it…

My sister is going to swim, looks in the mirror. - Naaast, and how do you think, when I grow up, my prince will recognize me?

A real sister will never let you do anything stupid.… Alone!

The most popular phrase when you walk with your sister: - Well, everything is quiet, otherwise people are coming!

The sister may be spiteful, grumpy and prickly, annoying as a fly, and harmful as a snake. And maybe wonderful, funny and charming, as well as very kind and cool, like mine!

A sister is a timeless connection. We remember each other as we have always been, we have common jokes that only we understand, we know all the secrets, sorrows and joys of each other… A sister is a friend forever!

Some of them got good sisters, but I got the BEST one!!!

There are normal adequate people ... and there is me and my sister …

A sister can be the best friend, which is not so easy to get rid of.

The greatest happiness for me is my sister! we live with her soul to soul, fist in the eye, heel in the ear!

A sister is a person who will tell you in your eyes everything that infuriates her in you, but will prove to others that you are her best!

My favorite sister is the one with whom I can be sincere. I can think out loud in her presence.

If your sister says to you, "You're a fool!"- she loves you.

Setryunya is a person who knows your secrets, loves, worries....you can always laugh with her, only she sincerely loves… She's Mom #2.

Sister — six letters, kilometers of understanding and just a lifelong friendship…

The sister is the one who rejoices in your victories. The one who will postpone everything for you. The one who will tell you absolutely everything. The one who can afford to tell your boyfriend what you can't tell him. Appreciate the sisters!

A sister is the person who will read the pain in your eyes without any unnecessary words .

At first I thought it was time to lose weight, but then I found out that my younger sister weighs more, and calmed down.

A sister may not always become a friend, but a friend can always become a sister.

When you quarrel with your sister, there will definitely be a reason to make up, in about five minutes

The sister is the one who says several times a day: "You're a fool...", and then adds: "all in me!"

You go with your sister to the playground to play: you drag a bicycle, a doll, molds from the floor. And she will find an interesting wand and shuffles it on the asphalt all evening.

I know who is the happiest person! This is my sister, she records her laughter on a dictaphone, and then listens to it all and laughs even more!

What is good news worth if you can't share it with your sister? Jenny De Vries

One day a little sister asked her older brother, "What is love?" He replied: This is when you steal chocolate from my briefcase every day… And I keep putting it in the same place…

Sisters hardly forgive each other the insults experienced at the age of five.

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