Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?
A: Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A: There is white out on the screen.
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
Q: Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell?
A: To pay her phone bill.
Q: How do you kill a Blonde?
A: Put a Scratch ‘n Sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Q: Why blondes can’t make Koolaid?
A: Because they can’t get 2 quarts of water in that small koolaid envelope.
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: Why did the blonde take a camera to bed?
A: To record what she was going to dream that night.
Q: Why don’t blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A: It finally dawned on her!
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings.
A: So they have somewhere to put their feet when having sex.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won’t come home with you?
A: “Have another beer.”
Q: Why did the blonde only tie one shoe?
A: Because on the bottom it said “Taiwan” (Tie one)
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.