Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Give her a gun and say it's a hair drier.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew them both
Q: Why did God invent orgasms?
A: So blondes know when to stop screwing.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
A: They drowned in Spring Training
Q: Why were there 6 bullet holes in the blondes mirror?
A: She tried to kill her self
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers.
Q: Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope?
A: She was trying to send a voicemail!
Q: whats the differance between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the blonde she keeps on sucking.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By the chipped tooth.
Q: How many dumb blonde jokes are there?
A: None there all true...
Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists?
A. The other 98% are huntin' peckers
Q: Why did the blonde eat a dictionary?
A: Because she wanted to be smart.
Q: How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is still wet.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh?
A: She wanted a lot of male in her box.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first?
The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions.
The advantage of having a blonde as your girlfriend is that you can park in the handicap zone.