In English

Why were there 6 bullet holes in the blondes mirror?

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Give her a gun and say it’s a hair drier.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew them both

Q: Why did God invent orgasms?
A: So blondes know when to stop screwing.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: If you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks.

Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
A: They drowned in Spring Training

Q: Why were there 6 bullet holes in the blondes mirror?
A: She tried to kill her self

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
A: B.L.O.N.D.E.

Q: Why don’t blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers.

Q: Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope?
A: She was trying to send a voicemail!

Q: whats the differance between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the blonde she keeps on sucking.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By the chipped tooth.

Q: How many dumb blonde jokes are there?
A: None there all true…

Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists?
A. The other 98% are huntin’ peckers

Q: Why did the blonde eat a dictionary?
A: Because she wanted to be smart.

Q: How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is still wet.

Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can’t remember the number.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh?
A: She wanted a lot of male in her box.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first?
The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions.

The advantage of having a blonde as your girlfriend is that you can park in the handicap zone.

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