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  • In EnglishMothers Day Jokes

    Mothers Day Jokes

    Mothers Day Jokes Son: «Mom can I get twenty bucks» Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: «Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?» Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: «Where’s…

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  • In EnglishIndependence Day Jokes

    Independence Day Jokes

    Independence Day Jokes Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever! What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…

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  • In EnglishHalloween Short Jokes

    Halloween Short Jokes

    What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man! Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The muenster mash! Why couldn’t the…

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  • In EnglishFunny Good Friday Jokes

    Funny Good Friday Jokes

    Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Good Fry-day. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant on Good Friday? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. It’s good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the…

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  • In EnglishEarth Day Jokes

    Earth Day Jokes

    Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree? A: May the Forest be with you. Q: Why did the leaf go to the…

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  • In EnglishBlack Friday Jokes

    Black Friday Jokes

    What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a…

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  • In EnglishBirthday Short Jokes

    Birthday Short Jokes

    Short Jokes Matt Damon asked his friends what they were planning for his birthday. They told him «We bought a kazoo». Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.» Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. Forget about…

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  • In EnglishBirthday Jokes

    Birthday Jokes

    Birthday Short Jokes Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? A: Forget it once! Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays. Q: What goes…

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