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Halloween Short Jokes
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man! Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The muenster mash! Why couldn’t the…
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Funny Good Friday Jokes
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Good Fry-day. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant on Good Friday? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. It’s good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the…
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Earth Day Jokes
Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree? A: May the Forest be with you. Q: Why did the leaf go to the…
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Black Friday Jokes
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a…
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Birthday Short Jokes
Short Jokes Matt Damon asked his friends what they were planning for his birthday. They told him «We bought a kazoo». Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.» Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. Forget about…
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Birthday Jokes
Birthday Short Jokes Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? A: Forget it once! Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays. Q: What goes…
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When I don’t feel well, I drink, and when I drink, I don’t feel well. — Jokes
Some things are better left unsaid, but I’ll probably get drunk and say them anyways I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don’t want to lower the bar. Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution. Yo…
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. — Jokes
My body is not a temple…..it’s a distillery with legs. What is the difference between an alcoholic and drunk? A drunk drinks until he passes out, an alcoholic drinks till the house burns down with them in it. A bee goes…
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