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Independence Day Jokes
Independence Day Jokes Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever! What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings. What's red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.…
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Mothers Day Jokes
Mothers Day Jokes Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: "Where's Popcorn?" Q: Why is a computer so smart? A: Cause it listens to its motherboard. Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw? A: Tracy. Q: Why…
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Black Friday Jokes
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year Black Friday = Broke Saturday Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping? He heard boys underwear was half off. What was the horse looking for on Black…
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Earth Day Jokes
Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree? A: May the Forest be with you. Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor? A: It was feeling green! Q: What is a tree's least favorite month? A: Sep-timber! Q: What did the Tree Hugging hottie say to the guy in the…
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Funny Good Friday Jokes
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Good Fry-day. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant on Good Friday? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. It's good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the events of today prove that we matter to God. TGIF....Thank God It's Friday.....Please Do. Good Friday or, as the Jewish like to call it ..... "We got him day".…
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Halloween Short Jokes
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man! Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The muenster mash! Why couldn't the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie. What Halloween tradition doesn't require a mask? S-Karen. Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house…
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Jokes
My body is not a temple.....it's a distillery with legs. What is the difference between an alcoholic and drunk? A drunk drinks until he passes out, an alcoholic drinks till the house burns down with them in it. A bee goes into a bar, It comes out 2 hours later buzzing Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer…
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When I don't feel well, I drink, and when I drink, I don't feel well. - Jokes
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar. Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution. Yo mamas so dumb when I said "Drinks on the house." She got a ladder I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems. Two midgets walk…
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Birthday Jokes
Birthday Short Jokes Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once! Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays. Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age! Q: Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? A: It was a so a prize party!. Q: What…
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Birthday Short Jokes
Short Jokes Matt Damon asked his friends what they were planning for his birthday. They told him "We bought a kazoo". Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.…
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Blonde and boyfriend go to movies.
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions. The advantage of having a blonde as your girlfriend is that you can park in the handicap zone. Blonde Cop A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to…
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A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.
Blondes Mailbox A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.…
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