stories
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Statuses about the sister
Sisters are two jerks who just categorically can't live without each other. I can deceive everyone, but not my sister. Charlotte Gray Happiness is when you remember the best summer moments with your sister on a cold evening. Sister is like your mirror and your opposite. Younger sisters attract only those who do not have them. A sister is a timeless connection. We remember each other…
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Funny love statuses
Love is six letters: 2 vowels, 3 consonants, a soft sign, and two crazies! Happiness is when the same person is in the house, in the bed, and in the head.... ¶¶ For the joys of love, once paid for with pain, we're so afraid of new beginnings that we wear a condom on our souls ¶¶ Love is when you give a man freedom of…
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Funny statuses about life
After 40°, life is just beginning! The law of life — in whatever area you would not move, a neighbor with a drill will find you everywhere! A woman should be undressed only once, so that she can dress for the rest of her life… Life should be lived in such a way that pigeons, flying over your monument, are tolerated out of respect. I envy…
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Funny statuses about jobs
There is such a profession - to sit at work. The last stage of freaking out from idleness at work is when you start reading spam. Coming out of the chief's office, he looked somehow... strained… Labor made a man out of a monkey. The person doesn't want to work anymore. You never know… Morning is such a part of the day when you envy the…
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Funny statuses about divorce
I wonder if I'm the only woman who celebrated her divorce? I feel like a bridge in St. Petersburg, I am constantly being bred There are more successful divorces than successful marriages. We don't know very well who we marry, but we know very well who we divorce. I understand why you choose girls for yourself ... much worse than me ... it's just that you…
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Cheerful statuses on the positive
When you have money, it's somehow easier to agree that it's not about money. Money spoils people - so we have mostly good people. If money is measured in piles, I'm in the hole. The best method of losing weight is no money, no munchies and half a month until payday Lack of money makes the razor blade unbluntable at all. Those who think lack of…
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Humorous funny statues with meaning about life
I want to be like when I was a kid, I ran out of money, I went and picked up ..... Nothing in nature disappears without a trace, except money. Money doesn't appear out of nowhere, but easily goes nowhere. Nothing in a man's appearance irritates a woman more than the lack of money. I have two pieces of news. The bad: I spent all your…
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Independence Day Jokes
Independence Day Jokes Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever! What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings. What's red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam…
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Mothers Day Jokes
Mothers Day Jokes Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: "Where's Popcorn?" Q: Why is a computer so smart? A: Cause it listens to its motherboard. Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw?…
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Black Friday Jokes
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year Black Friday = Broke Saturday Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping? He heard boys underwear was half off. What was the horse…
